Um...what?

[zenzaip]

Apparently, I was spotted with my "Secret Love Child" while I was out taking Tia to buy new clothes. One, she looks nothing like me, and two, so what? Even if she was my kid, it's none of your damn business. Just because I'm out with a baby somewhere doesn't mean there is a scandal behind it. And even if there was, it's no one's business. I'm not even that fucking famous, go bother some other asshole.

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[tastetensai]

Consider it an unfortunate side effect or whatever. At least they stand by you. Chances are paparazzi wouldn't have cared about the kid if you weren't with it though.

[zenzaip]

...Yeah, you're right.