Um...what?

[zenzaip]

Apparently, I was spotted with my "Secret Love Child" while I was out taking Tia to buy new clothes. One, she looks nothing like me, and two, so what? Even if she was my kid, it's none of your damn business. Just because I'm out with a baby somewhere doesn't mean there is a scandal behind it. And even if there was, it's no one's business. I'm not even that fucking famous, go bother some other asshole.

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[sexysensei]

But she IS your love child. She is the child that you love. And you're a great father.

And you are famous. Usagi-sensei says so.

[zenzaip]

Real punny.

Usagi-sensei's debut hasn't even appear yet.

[sexysensei]

I thought so. But seriously, it doesn't matter what they think or say in those silly papers. I can tell you stories about those days when mine showed up on the front cover. Just don't let it bother you. Do what you do. We know the truth. The truth being you are Tia's daddy and that's all that matters.

I know that. But that doesn't mean you don't have fans. You are famous. I just get to say I knew you before you made it big.

[dr_speedy]

Leave the journalists be journalists. They need stuff to write about. :) It doesn´t matter. And besides, she is your kid too, so.

[zenzaip]

Well, they must be really fucking short on things to write about. And you don't mind that they're implying that I banged a chick? Because I do.

[dr_speedy]

Haven´t you read the stuff they write about senpai? They are generally very much out of material, I´d say.

I know you didn´t. And that´s what matters. I don´t really care what other people say.

[zenzaip]

I guess you're right. Still pisses me off. I just wish people would mind their own business.

[dr_speedy]

Life wouldn´t be half as interesting if they did. :) Though I see how it´s probably annoying, but there´s not much we can do about it can we? So let´s just ignore them and enjoy ourselves ;) So, how about we use the opportunity since Tia´s asleep and you bang ME? Oh, I know! We could do it against the balcony rail. I´m sure everyone would forget pretty soon about Tia being your lovechild. xP

[zenzaip]

That's a pretty strong come-on if I've ever seen one. Someone must be lonely...

[dr_speedy]

More like bored out of my mind and with a handsom, gorgeous man a few feet away. And between gorgeous men and cleaning again, guess what´s my prefered choice ;)

[zenzaip]

Well, then, I guess I better stop typing, huh?

[dr_speedy]

You got the idea! :D

[tastetensai]

Any fame's enough fame for fans to gossip over. Get used to it~

[zenzaip]

I can be fucking unhappy about it if I want to.

[tastetensai]

Didn't say you couldn't just that you need to get used to it. You're in the entertainment business so your privacy's kinda moot. People are gonna gossip over you because you interest someone out there so that means they can sell a magazine off your name.

[zenzaip]

Ugh. I liked it better when I was just a screen name. They don't fucking need to drag Tia into all of this.

[tastetensai]

Protip: Don't sign any more contracts then.

[zenzaip]

Do you want to start a fight?

[tastetensai]

Nope just being realistic. If you don't want fame and recognition you shouldn't be in the business. It comes with creating content that people get excited over and it makes you look really damn ungrateful for what you have by griping about it.

Like my goal's not fame and recognition but it comes with the territory of being a world class chef and that's something I really want. The fame just helps get me there faster. You can't separate the two and take what you want and leave what you don't y'know?

[zenzaip]

Yeah, but my family didn't ask for this.

[tastetensai]

Consider it an unfortunate side effect or whatever. At least they stand by you. Chances are paparazzi wouldn't have cared about the kid if you weren't with it though.

[zenzaip]

...Yeah, you're right.