So get a load of this

[zenzaip]

"To my dearest Zenzaip,

I miss you, my darling. It's been so long since you've posted anything. Is everything alright? Did something happen? Please tell me that your extra baggage is gone. You know what I mean. That lover of yours and that baby. I can forgive you for them, so long as you never mention them again. Please, my darling, it's been too long. I need to see your words and hear your songs. Please post something. I wish I knew your real name, so that I could come to your side.

Signed, Plumblossom23"


I don't know whether this is a joke, or if I should be sleeping with one eye open. I'm kinda freaked the fuck out over this.

Comments

[wingofkyushu]

Probably a joke... But on the safe side maybe block them so they can't send any more weird emails?

[zenzaip]

That's a good idea.

[wingofkyushu]

I knew I was due one any time soon!

But reading that back, think I'm safe! If she does go mental and comes to stalk you all, she has no idea about me! So I can get my cape and some and save you both!