So get a load of this

[zenzaip]

"To my dearest Zenzaip,

I miss you, my darling. It's been so long since you've posted anything. Is everything alright? Did something happen? Please tell me that your extra baggage is gone. You know what I mean. That lover of yours and that baby. I can forgive you for them, so long as you never mention them again. Please, my darling, it's been too long. I need to see your words and hear your songs. Please post something. I wish I knew your real name, so that I could come to your side.

Signed, Plumblossom23"


I don't know whether this is a joke, or if I should be sleeping with one eye open. I'm kinda freaked the fuck out over this.

Comments

[somewhereibelong]

Yeah that... that's kinda full on... Think you should be safe though, they don't know your name or where you are but... How did they know about Kenya and the kid?

[dr_speedy]

Extra baggage? Extra baggage?! What the bloody fuck is wrong with this folk?! Don't even worry about it Hikaru, just let them come. I'll give them a piece of of my mind about who exactly is the "extra baggage"!

[wingofkyushu]

Probably a joke... But on the safe side maybe block them so they can't send any more weird emails?

[cuddlesfordays]

Creepy...

[sexysensei]

I wish I knew what to say about this...But I can only think to tell you to please be safe. That and you know where to go if you need anything.