To Kenya

Back in middle school, I had a crush on this guy. He was a complete doofus, and I couldn't help but tease the hell out of him and try to embarrass him. I guess I was a bully like that. I often thought about the doofus, even as the years passed. Somehow, that doofus grew into a doctor, a good man, and one of the best boyfriends a guy could have. Happy birthday, Kenya. I hope you'll like your gift tonight.